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"Wistyyyyyy. Wisty, I have a question for you: do you have yellow nail polish?"

fastest-boy-alive:

aroundtheworldinasinglesprint:

yes!

several shades actually, we got daffodil, pastel, the kind of yellow you see on lil duckies, the kind that burns your eyes out- why? whaddya need?

"Fan-TAS-tic! All of them!"

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"I lost a bet and need to look eye-burningly fabulous to backfire the joke, wanna lend a bro a hand?”

ohoho, i see! well, we’ll need to coordinate of course- but i think the lil ducky color or something more on the gold end of the spectrum would look good on you. 

[she races off and returns with 14 different vials of yellow nail polish that all vary in shades.] 

Cinderella - Disney AU {Starter for aroundtheworldinasinglesprint} 

theseriousleader:

He watches the girl for a moment, wondering who she is. She doesn’t appear to be here with anyone; in fact, she looks quite lost and alone. Definitely not one of the snobby people who constantly looked down on you just because you weren’t their definition of a royal. 

He snaps out of his thoughtful daze when he realises that the girl has seen him watching her. Better go and make an introduction before she thinks he’s crazy. He makes his way around the ballroom, avoiding as many people as possible, until he reaches the girl.

"Hello. You don’t look familiar. And here I thought I knew everyone." He greets her with a smile. "I’m Prince Richard." 

[nervously, wisty remained in her… little area while the other approached. it was strange, surreal even, to be here- and the closer he got, the more composed she seemed. as if she actually should be there. except inside she was screaming- and this only intensified as he introduced himself.] 

this is…my first time. at anything like this, actually.

[annnnd there went a bit of that composure. was. was this allowed? she was talking to a prince. her. was she going to get in trouble for this? despite the unnerved feeling in her stomach, she offers a shy smile.]

my name is wisty- wisteria west.

[[BACK FROM THE CON BTW

IT WAS SO FUN

I MET THE MAN WHO MADE LADY DEATH AND HE WAS SO SWEET AND NICE AND ALSO I GOT MY PICTURE WITH PATRICK STEWART]]

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helloooo, not-quite-twin! it's been like, forever, so i thought i'd say hi!

fastestchickalive:

Wistyyy!"

"Hey there sister, it’s great to see you! What’s goin’ on, gorgeous?!”

ohhh, you know, the usual. 

bad guys ‘nd thieves and getting thrown through walls when i’m just not that little bit fast enough, same old. 

youuuu?

+2 heroes NEED TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES. 

peterflippingpan:

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"Dude— Lady— you’re blowin’ my mind here!” Superboy gaped. He was so dreaming! A girl Robin? Girl Titans? A girl him?! What more could a teenage boy created in a laboratory test tube less than two years prior ask for?

But, hold up. There was another liiiiiittle detail in there.

"Waitwaitwait, back up the truck, Speed Buggy. What’s this about evil versions of people?”

they say i do that well. 

[she winces and runs a hand through her hair.]

yyyyyeah, so, apparently there’s a universe where the justice league was all, hey so people suck, let’s take over the world and rule them like tyrants! and it just sort of spiraled into a huge mess from there but from what i know they haven’t been up to anything lately, so, yaaaay? 

[deflating in posture, she sighs.] 

except they’re still being horrible murderers and cruel rulers elsewhere.

"Wistyyyyyy. Wisty, I have a question for you: do you have yellow nail polish?"

yes!

several shades actually, we got daffodil, pastel, the kind of yellow you see on lil duckies, the kind that burns your eyes out- why? whaddya need?

[[HELLO

okay so

im not gonna be around on any of my accounts today or saturday jsyk. ilu all and if you’re going to salt lake fan x- holla! 

see y’all later]]

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notsoswimmingly:

probably-a-succubus:

did-you-kno:

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OH OH oh i know about this story time.

ok so god put lilith and adam together right.  but lillith demanded she be equal to adam and not less than him so god was like nah and cast her into hell and replaced her with the more submissive eve

always be lillith never be eve.

Except that’s not what happened. The Bible itself doesn’t really mention Lilith other than to describe her as a female demon. You are actually referring to the Alphabet of Sirach, which was written in Medieval times and is part of Jewish Folklore. However, the writings are actually satire.

Basically, Lilith and Adam fight over who gets to be on top, and Lilith gets angry and run away. Adam asks God to bring her back and he’s like okay I’ll give her the choice to either come back or “ permit one hundred of her children to die every day”. AKA: every day, 100 babies will die because Lilith doesn’t want to come back. So Gods sends his angels to tell her this, and Lilith refuses to return to the garden.  She says that  ’I was created only to cause sickness to infants.’ but also adds that if she sees the names of the angels on the amulet of infants, she will not cause them to become ill. So, according to this story, this is why you put the names of angels on amulets for babies.

So actually Lilith was a story to explain why babies died of illnesses. Which, again, was not actually in the Bible and one of the oldest stories of her is a satirical writing from the Middle Ages.

/end rant

[[hiimback]]

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[[AND WITH THAT I WILL GO.

DO CLEANING STUFF. it shouldnt take too long, its just my room and the bathroom but theres a lot of junk in the bathroom which sucks so]]

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